Welsh Cakes

I used to live in Wales and going to the market to buy warm Welsh cakes was a treat. I’ve since learned that they probably use lard, so I won’t be going back any time soon, but I can make them at home myself.

You can serve them with jam or honey, if you prefer.

Ingredients:

110 g flour

40 g sugar, plus extra for sprinkling (or use icing sugar to sprinkle)

½-1 tsp baking powder

½ tsp cinnamon (or mixed spice)

50 g butter or margarine, plus extra for frying

35 g raisins or sultanas

1 egg

1 dash milk, if needed

Instructions:

1. Mix the flour, sugar, baking powder, and cinnamon together.

2. Cube the butter or margarine and add it, mixing with your hands until well blended (or put it in a food processor).

3. Add the raisins and egg.

4. Roll out the dough and cut into rounds.

5. Heat the extra butter or margarine in a heavy pan and cook the cakes for 2-4 minutes on each side.

6. Sprinkle with sugar and serve.

Weekend

Why are films featuring gay men often better than those featuring gay women? That’s something I’ve wondered as I’ve seen bad lesbian film after bad lesbian film. If it’s got a teacher-student plot, it’s probably a (bad) lesbian movie. If one character abuses her position of power to seduce the other, it’s probably a (bad) lesbian movie.

I was thus excited by Weekend. It’s about a guy called Russ who has a one-night stand that turns into something more. I loved how the film was intense and sweet, and it really portrayed that early-relationship awkwardness. I also liked that the film was romantic but not overly so, and it didn’t have the expected ending.

The one thing that I didn’t like was the sheer amount of drugs and alcohol in the film. Maybe it’s realistic to the gay scene and the twenty-something age group, but I felt that the two men could have had the same experiences with just a bit less alcohol and cocaine running through them.

I wish there’d be more lesbian films like this, with strong, believable, likeable characters, and an interesting storyline. Until then, I’m going to have to keep watching films like Weekend, and I’ll keep an eye out for its director, Andrew Haigh, and leading actors, Tom Cullen and Chris New.

Delicious White Bread

This was definitely the best white bread I’ve made, so now I keep making it. M prefers white bread to wholemeal (I’m the opposite) so I make it often.

Ingredients:

450 g strong white flour

2 tsp yeast

1 tsp salt

1-2 tbsp honey or maple syrup

2 tbsp oil

300 ml warm water

Instructions:

1. Mix all the dry ingredients together, then add in the honey, oil, and water. Mix with a bread hook in a stand mixer or else knead on a floured surface. We mixed it in the mixer and then M kneaded it too.

2. Leave to rise in a warm place for about an hour.

3. Knead again and either prove a second time or bake.

4. Bake for about 20-25 minutes at 200 C.

On Travel

I really like to travel, even just short weekend trips around the UK. I always email B&Bs in advance to say that I’m a vegetarian and that M can’t eat dairy or soya and to make sure that that’s not a problem.

Many places are accommodating, asking what they can have on hand instead and so on. But some places behave really oddly, saying they can’t help or telling us to bring our own items. I’m not sure how hard it really is for B&B-owners to go buy a carton of rice milk, but the attitude of not being willing to even try really puts me off. One B&B emailed me, in response to my inquiry, “It’s £85 per night. Bring your own drinks/spreads.” For £85 a night, I think you can buy some oat milk, no?

One place said it would be fine to accommodate the vegetarian diet but when we got there, all they had was an English breakfast for me, minus the bacon and sausage. In other words, they hadn’t even attempted to get vegetarian sausages or a potato croquette or anything. There was just a lack of thought (then again, this place also didn’t seem to see the point in putting toilet paper in the bathroom, so their carelessness was endemic).

Vegetarianism is so common today, as is having food allergies/intolerances, so I don’t have a lot of sympathy for people in the hotel trade who act as though I’m putting them out. I always give them advance notice and, frankly, for the cost of a room at a nice B&B, I think they should try to please the customer.

Bloomington

God, yet another film with a predatory lesbian teacher who seduces a student. I don’t understand why people keep making these films. Is it is because lesbians are seen as predatory? Is there really a plethora of women who were seduced by their teachers/bosses/other people in a role of power? Is this kind of story what appeals  to (male) viewers?

Also, why is it that so many lesbians were “created” because of absent parents or bad relationships with their parents? That’s another part of this film.

There isn’t a lot I can say about this film other than that the script was ridiculous and the acting was nothing special. I’m really sick of these stories and really would love to see a lesbian filmmaker make something unusual and interesting.

Spring Risotto

Risotto is actually very quick and easy to make, though people often think it is a lot of bother. Though it traditionally has cheese in it (usually parmesan), I make it vegan now for M, and it is still delicious.

I call this spring risotto because of the bright green veg I use.

Ingredients:

1 onion

2 garlic cloves

olive oil

1 tsp sugar

1 vegetable stock cube

150 g arborio rice

500 ml water

150 g vegetables (I used a combination of peas, asparagus, and dwarf beans)

1-3 tsp mint

Instructions:

1. Chop the onion and garlic and fry in oil in a big pot. Add the sugar after a few moments.

2. Add the stock cube and break it up. Add the rice and stir, so it gets coated by the oil and onion and garlic. After a couple of minutes, add some of the water and cover the pot. Let it cook for 10 or so minutes, adding more water as necessary, stirring occasionally.

3. Add any frozen vegetables you are using (such as peas or broad beans) and some more water and cook for another 5-10 minutes.

4. Meanwhile, wash and chop the fresh vegetables. Add them, the mint, and some more water and cook for another 5-10 minutes.

5. Top with a dash of olive oil and serve.