While checking out the stats for my blog (they’ve gone up recently, thanks to a mention in Diva, which is the only magazine I’m aware of for lesbian and bi women in the UK), I noticed something interesting and a bit, um, worrying.
A number of people have Googled the phrase “dykes with veggies” and subsequently found this blog.
Fair enough, really. I’m a dyke who cooks vegetarian food, so there’s a certain amount of veggie-worship that takes place in Chez Veggie Dyke.
But I have a feeling that vegetarian recipes are not what these folks were looking for. I’m guessing they were hoping for some sexy pictures of “dykes” (probably straight women paid to pretend they’re gay) using carrots, cucumbers, aubergines, and other vegetables in place of dildos. I didn’t know there was a market for this kind of porn, but then again, there are all sorts of fetishes out there and the porn industry makes sure that there’s something for everyone.
Perhaps I should start posting pictures on this blog. But I suppose the pictures won’t satisfy those lusty Googlers even if the photos do indeed show dykes with veggies...
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